empty

Churches see a lot of empty pews. Followers are not coming in. A lot of the die hard members are seniors. Oh wow, those will be gone soon. What the church needs is more young men. Namely, they should focus on attracting a different crowd than elderly women.

Plants are messing up

Plants are messing up. It is just too warm. Cooling is soon in coming. Ah yes, that will be a new experience. Just you wait and see. Do dress for success. Like you can put your money on it that things are warming up.

Vincent van Dog

Vincent van Dog we say. Here it is.

walk away

Yo, america should walk away in asia. Otherwise, a war is max near. Do not want one. It would be a major pain. China is getting angry.

miss universe

Bit of trouble in miss universe. Oh yes, they crown wrong queen. It is just too funny, but what can we see. Most are walking examples of anorexia nervosa.

video

People claim they want the truth, but that is not so. Often, videos can tell you what it is. Look at what is going on. Law enforcement tells us that all is fine and we need to shut up. History will repeat itself again.

Barns

Barns are awesome. Why are so many red and so many TRACTORS green. Hey, we are not so sure. Oh wow, this mystery calls to us.

Water and comets

Water and comets oh my. Scientist now say that water on earth did not come from comets as they use to say once. It comes from meteors - rocks yes. That is because comets have twice as much heavy water or deuterium in em as we on earth have in our massive oceans. That is some interesting data to be sure.

Restaurants

Restaurants are quite nice. However, most are dirty and foul food give us pain. Bellyaches are so common. Eating at home is an option for most of us. Of this we can seem so sure. Just try to have an amazing experience.

Touhou anime

Yo, look at the amazing Touhou anime. Yeah, it is amazing. Still, here we are. What is this mini movie. Hard to put on a pin. It goes beyond a standard genre.

People are talking

People are talking about what is coming. Tomorrow has a lot to bring us. Just what can we say. Brand new day that is fresh and pure.

Royalty

Royalty is not max pop. People like to be commoners now. Kings are not big any more. Hey, the carriage has a lot of room. Do come ride with us.

college degrees

Yo, here are the worst college degrees ever. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water again. Hey, it might be a good idea to find a new career. Like one that pays money. Certainly, these careers are for the birds as we say.

diz rox

Hey, what can we say... diz rox.

vacuum

All data is a vacuum. That is what we are told now. Just how is this so. People need to know more. Hard to understand what is going on. Cloud does seem a bit um vaporous.

tree

Oh can you see... something more beautiful than a tree?

Special times make us wish for more.

hot companies

2015 was a great year. These are some hot companies. Do you see any over familiar name. Like we do guess so. Most are a who is who of major success.

no spring

Winter is so near. I wonder how much longer it will be cold for us. Like um what is there was no spring. That would be bad for us. Frankly, we miss warm season. Yeah, we do not desire cold ones. Could be that there is too much ice. That is something we do not enjoy.

gig economy

Harness the power of the gig economy. This new way of working is growing. Yeah, it really is a new way. Also, you do not have to clock in. Frankly, it gives users more power. Just what we need - we guess.

water fall

Question, do we look at the raging rivers. Almost like a water fall we imagine. Think of a ll that volume of water rushing in. Like wow, that is a lot of power. Certainly, there is no shortage of energy. Oh yes, that is our answer.

journey

Few know where the water road will take us. Frankly, it will be an interesting journey. Not sure what is around our corner. Perhaps we will find out soon. Keep on carrying on. Please do not worry.

miami scare

TSA miami scare. People, this is scary. Maybe we need to understand what is going on. It might be a good ideas to do more x-rays. Machines do not always work for us.

Taco Hell

I do not like Taco Hell, and it is time to run for the bath room. This fast food company is a bad egg. OK so their menu tastes horrible or worse. Like can we call it FOOD even. People should not patronize this establishment until they can improve. Do not know when that is. Certainly, they are on the list of worst fast food companies.

very indecisive

Hey we use to be very indecisive years ago. However,  being as things are now, we are not so sure. Just a joke, but what can we say.

Deer crashes

Deer crashes are woe. Here are top ten worst states to be in. OK so west virginia is number one. Folks, we do have a winner.

consumer experience

AI improves consumer experience. This is so max. People will really enjoy us. Yeah, we need to going into a technological expansion.

PR agency

PR agency is max. However, we got 12 signs PR agency life is not for you. OK so, we prefer a shorter version. Try to make that seven signs.

social media

Yo, social media can be scary. People might stalk you. Frankly, that can get a bit um creepy. Research is what they say.

SHORT BUS

If your kids do not study, they might be transfer over to special services. Being in special ed can mean the stigma of your children being picked up by a “SHORT BUS” and many care givers will find it annoying. Kids at school can be very mean. Often they enjoy saying names. Dummy is a favorite of many. Retard is another choice phrase that is quite common.

Tomorrow

Tomorrow will be a brighter day, or so we say. Do wonder if that is so. Why does it seems like the future is better than now. Yeah, it has much to offer us.

own your process

Here is more on process owners. Please do understand what is going on. Business will often concentrate on profit, but long term, quality is our winner. It means wider profit margins. Often with most corporations we see competition on price. This leads to profit margins that are very narrow. Yeah, and your firm might not survive. Therefore, you should emphasize quality and own your process. Friends, that is the key to your success.

poor memory

Ben Carson has poor memory. This guy use to perform brain surgery. Glad I was not a victim, I mean patient. Yeah, we do wonder on this one.

ruins

Often we look at ancient ruins. Then we wonder on what was. If only the many stones could indeed speak to us. Ah yes, the sagas we would know, but alas, the answer is no.

losers and winners

Here is a list of losers and winners. What an interesting views. Most top picks are in energy. Do hope you are a winner.

Hillary might lose in New Hampshire, but we are not so sure. Rally has few people with passion. Broken hill is what we see.

up starts

Being an up start disrupts major companies. Yeah, it is not easy. Often, many up starts are Davids in a Goliath universe. Do not believe that it is impossible, because then it is.

hated apps

OK so these are the top ten most hated apps. Like we do ponder on why twitter is on the list, but there we are. Friends, it is hard to imagine a world with out twitter now. Just how do I send links any way. E-mail is so yesterday and last year.

pulling its money

Saudi Arabia is pulling its money. This cannot be super news. Fabulous wealth days are near over.

Force Awakens

Force Awakens is best star wars movie ever. Yeah, that is what people are saving. Wonder if it is so. Time will tell as we say.

bridge

Life feels like a bridge to no where, and that is where we are going. Do not tell me to cheer up. After all, it is a long half heart journey, Best that we dwell on the positive you say. Hey, that is not what we are seeing.

uber economy

Yo, it is an economy. They work for gigs. Let us see what the future will bring us. Do than what we mean. Hey, it is a mistake most grave. Just what is going on. Well, please do say good bye to having a union ever. Get use to little or no money.

slang words

Hey Daddy-o, here are some 50's slang words for you. Reall, the fabulous fifties were an awesome era. Sadly, most of that slang is gone. Well, not in a good way. Still, we do have very epic movies. Yeah, the 50's era moves on. Just wish it was like that now. Plenty of high paying jobs and no serious crimes.

russia

Biggest security threat for america is russia. Most of us know what is occurring. Still, there are many who believe it is another problem to ignore. Yeah, we have so many issue. Really wish that people would just wake up.

jet

OK so a man creates jet dot com. He wants to take on amazon. Well, he is going to need luck that is massive. Perhaps fortune can indeed smile on us. Yeah, we shall soon see. Not sure he can attain some success.

journey

Do you feel we are on a journey. What an exciting path we are on. Certainly, we are in an exciting awesome universe.

David Jacobs

David Jacobs says that human alien hybrids live among us.  This view is not held by most men in science. Certainly, it does worry us.

life is a beach

People say that life is a beach, but we are not so sure. Do not like sand in my eyes. Here we all go now.

David letter man

David letter man was an epic guy. Life is tough as we see. Television is not good for you. Like what we see.

japan

Industrial output falls in japan. This is not a good sign. Like the global economy is poor. People are suffering from lack of sales everywhere - even in asia.

illegal aliens

Colleges, illegal aliens cause many crimes. The solution is to deport illegal right away. Sadly, liberals want to claim this is HATE speech.



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FCS

OK some FCS or former child stars are a movie success. I did not say all are. Just some and there are so many... they
end up in prison.

China in woe

China in woe. OK so what does that mean for us. Basically, less money. They will spend less on luxury items that are expensive.

awe

Monumental mountains fill us with awe. Tiny that we are. People are like ants in our universe. Yeah, we are so small in size.

solar storms

Basically, solar storms could strike us. That would wipe out all the technology and send us into a dark age. Getting might take many years. Perhaps, we would never recover.

road

Question, on which road do we go. Please stay on top of what we are saying. Expect a long and bumpy ride on our journey. OK o as we say... bon voyage.

$300

$300 lets you upgrade to a private jet now. This is so wow. Hard to believe it is real and not imaginary. Talk about jet set yo.

Anacharsis

Plant a garden and fertilize it some. Weeds always grow. Pluck them and throw them away.

"Written laws are like a spider web; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor. However, these fine filaments are torn in pieces, by the rich and those in power." Greek Philosopher Anacharsis

greek crisis

Do we find confusing the greek crisis. It is more than we can imagine. People need to become more aware. Folks, there is not economic recovery. That is but a vaporous mirage. Just wake up.

Netflix

Netflix is amazing. Tips and tricks are many. Still, they go a lot of crappy movies. Yeah, most of the good ones are gone.

Red is a color

Red is a color full of passion. Yeah, it is so warm. Then again, so is orange. Yellow is less so. OK so onward we go to a cooler more relaxing green. Blue is as cold as ice.

lights out

Silicon valley coders write band programs. Here is the real reason. Yeah, they are not real programmers. Often they have no degree and are cheap workers from places far away. Just went into coding for the bucks, but there are none. Blame if you can - out sourcing. Folks, it is lights out for america. Keep on trucking says me.

sun set

OK so sun set is my prediction for you. Expect the light to go away. Maybe our world is not the same. Yet, it is a new vision.

Back to the future remake

Back to the future remake is scary. What about jaws. That would be an awesome movie. Special effects are a lot better now. Do we wait to see one.

robot companions

Like wow, this reminds me of the chobits anime. Please gaze on our latest robot companion. Future is now. Wish we saw what was coming.

Drought

Drought is scary. West has the worst dry spell in one thousand years. They need more rain. Actually, they are not getting any. Scientists blame global warming. However, that makes no sense. Think of it this way. OK so imagine a warmer ocean. Evaporation does increase. Yeah, it puts more water in our air. Fact is, that points
to more rain.

Cavanaugh Hall

Cavanaugh Hall IUPUI lobby brings back memories. Ah yes, of many a test or final exam. Hey, it is still standing, but going there is  lot more expensive. Do remember Cavanaugh Hall so many years ago.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump made remark on mexico. OK so he says that illegal aliens are responsible for crimes. Government is angry. Who knows what the future will bring us.

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housing prices rise

Right now things look like they could improve. Basically, housing prices rise. Sadly, banks do not like to loan money. Most believe that we should pat major down payments to prevent loss, but things may get better in coming years.

oscar PISTOLorius

Bro, oscar PISTOLorious serve 10 months for killing a woman.Well, that is more than orange juice. Still, we wonder on oscar. Her no longer requires supervision. Hey, we cannot ever try to make this stuff up. Like it is just too crazy.

Lake side

Lake side living is amazing. Boats are floating on the water and birds are flying in the air. Sounds of distant thunder do worry us. Water level keeps on increasing. Floods are not far away.

Question

Question for you. Like where are we going. Certainly, it seems like a dead end to me. Road ahead is a bumpy one. Do wonder where it is going.

Uber

Uber approval process is scary. There is little to say. There is so little to say. Do you want to drive you car all day for low pay.

Shark you say

Shark you say. Hey, gimme some FIN yo. This is just too crazy. Well, here it is. OK so what is the next video for us. Like is it shark bites man.

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift does not like apple music. Well, they wanted to give her album away for free with one penny. Apple is so generous. Yeah, with other peoples music. I do not see any free apple I phones any where, but that could come. Yeah, we all like to see a give away. However, some one always does pay.

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pro price increase

Look at pro price increase. Inflation is just around our corner. That is what we say. Hey, it is a new universe. Best to keep your eyes open.

Earthquake

Earthquake shakes up japan. There is no tsunami science says. Well, that is good news. Still, it is a bit scary. OK so near midnight there were buildings in Tokyo swaying.

Dog walkers

Dog walkers earn more than police or nurses. Why get a college degree if that is so. All you have to do is go to the dog park where they poop. Kids love to see your puppies. Yo dog, this is awesome. Please do smile for my camera.

black berry

Remember thorn ton how well Heinz from the black berry company. He was fired from black bury, the makers of the rim. What a minute, it is vice versa. OK, there we are. Yeah, we gotta scrub the hub says me.

run way

Here is a list of worlds scariest run ways. Break out the pepsi cans. Yeah, we wanna go. This seems so max. Like we could admire our view.

sea level rise

Right now scientist say Antarctic ice is melting away. Frankly, we do not see any sea level rise. That is what we would expect due to loss of ice. However, that is not our case. In fact, we just has a bitter cold winter with a record number of days below zero.

cold

Frankly, we live in an enormous universe. Still, it feels cold to me. There is lack of human kindness to make me feel warm. Well, it will get hot in summer.

solar plane

Do wonder on solar plane, like how does it stay up. Yeah, at night before early morning. That could be a bit of a pain.

Monarch butterfly

Monarch butterfly is soon gone. Please plant some milk weed for em... Like they might thank you. Well, with a beautiful dance of colors says me. Having butterflies cheers up my new morning.

radio shack

Do you remember good old radio shack any. It is a store that few miss. Still, there were parts for science fair and all kinds of toys during xmas. It was an 80s store that never grew up. Hey, sad to say... most are now gone.

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new camera

OK so smile for the new camera. It is so max. Wish we could get another one. Yeah, it is a good idea to carry a spare.

KDP

KDP is an amazing amazon program. Authors can create books and post em. Dedicate yourself into a new universe. Book are so awesome.