modern art

Frankly, modern art does not belong in a museum. It is total trash that should be sent to the local dumpster or a garbage can.

economics

Do wish there were some higher paying jobs, but the few we got are being sent overseas. Politicians should take economics. Executives do not care. They wanna make even more money. Hey, our poor economy is so freaking broken that it needs to get it fixed, except that there ain't no way to fix it because it is so broken - sorry.

pressure

Do feel we are under a lot of pressure. It is not just to produce more. Hey, there is a feeling of option zero. That means zero tolerance for mistakes is our new mission.

rape

Airbnb is accuse in sexual assault due to the actions of a super host listed by this service. This reminds me of Uber and people accuse in rape. Drivers need to show more respect to passengers. It is really scary to be a woman. Like there are so many evil guys. Perhaps, we can see Airbnb be more careful in its screening process. I have used Airbnb in the past with no issues. Still, there is a bit of nagging worry. Guests should not be placed in unsafe areas.

Lyft

Lyft acquires two startup companies. This could lead to more drivers signing up. Well, we will soon see. Hey, it is an interesting game. Just understand that Lyft is great for seniors. Yeah, a lot of them have poor vision. OK, so that means... that they cannot drive anymore. After all, Lyft is better than being a bus passenger.

our stand up comics

Really bad news for the highest paid comedians that work as our stand up comics. They might have to shut up. According to liberals, you cannot say anything that might offend some one. Well, most comedy does offend and that is why it is so funny - yes. Sadly, we live in a world full of safe spaces. Like we do not want liberals to accuse us. Yeah, they are always talking about cultural appropriation and racism.

horse

The future is not gas power. It is grass power. Horses will be around in thousands of years. I am not so sure on cars.

social media mistakes

Yo, here are ten social media mistakes for you. It is best that we learn what works so we can attain success. Often social sites are a pain. Like we do not know what content will catch a users eye. Certainly, it is hard to predict what video will go viral before they finally do so.

more construction woes

Latest jobs report lists more constructions woes. All of us see malls closing and we are tearing down the old, but we must build up a new universe.

quick ship

Often, for the rare items, we can charge more. Still, customers demand a quick ship to their zip. Please do get rid of all your common excuses. Like they do not even care. If you cannot ship on time, then everything you say... frankly, it carries no weight as in zero.

China and India

China and India could go to war. Friends, this is max eerie. All they want is to fight over some land that is in dispute, but they should negotiate in peace. This coming war is scary. Do hope cooler heads will prevail as we say.

Shark Week

Shark Week is scary. Just wish they do not show up near me. Hungry predators will eat you up. Well, not if you stay out of the beach or we hope so.

Winnie the Pooh

Winne the Pooh banned by china censors. Maybe they should ban tigger too. Also, the ever depressing eeyore.

religion

Criticize me if you desire, but upon entering a cathedral we are seeing a lot of empty pews or near so. Ah yes, religion is fading away. People have no belief anymore. Often we blame science. Yeah, those arrogant men in white coats do like to ridicule the unseen. Religion often views science as an enemy.

Empty malls

Empty malls are on increase. When you talk to an old senator on this pressing issue... typically, he will say - everything is fine you moron. People like you need to shut up.

President Lula

President Lula of Brazil was convicted of corruption and will go to prison now. This is shocking to us. He was a liberal who was always talking about helping the poor. Well, they are not going to assist him any.

canine awesomeness

Genetics could provide a clue to canine awesomeness. Yeah, it is in some genes. Still, we do wonder why this is. Dogs really are great companions.

clippy cam

Just look for a great app. It is Clippy cam. Basically, this allows you to put a video on a photograph using the picture in picture format that is so common. Definitely, this can be a major assist to us. OK, so the best part is that this app costs us zero. 😻

beach

Just remember that the beach is calling you. Hey, come on in. The water is warm. Also, we do not have a lot of waves.

Robots can answer

Folks, our world is changing on us. Look at all the AI apps. Business needs to understand that this is a trend we cannot ignore. After all, we live in a world full of automation that feels cold and sterile to me. People can no longer answer the office phone anymore. Robots can answer. It is a way to save some coins. Well, find a new way.

using your camera

Here is good etiquette for using your camera.  This was not on the list, but I can add it in. Do not hit innocent bystanders with your selfie stick ever. What exactly is innocence? Hey, it is an amazing universe we are in.

Emperor Palpatine

Remember if you can... Emperor Palpatine from star wars. He was called Cos Dashit once.  Yo, we are not making it up. This is just too crazy. George Lucas might have a sense of humor after all, but we are not so sure.

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Microsoft in woe

Microsoft in woe. They will layoff thousands this year. Just look at their phone with is bought be almost no one. Certainly, they are in a world of hurt as Google moves on. Bill Gates should take the wheel again. Fact is, we definitely cannot see a bright future for this once iconic company.

2040

2040 is when France bans gas cars. Well, that does surprise me. Hey, we might need to ask the French if they will go all electric soon. Time will tell as we say.

evergreen

Make sure your content is evergreen.Whatever that can mean.  Actually, most content is time sensitive like in a newspaper. That said, we should make content that will survive our awesome era. Hey, we are just kidding you. Best that we understand our era is no awesome sauce.

Western civilization

Western civilization could collapse soon. That should not surprise us. Hey, we live in a precarious universe. Often, we wonder how we are. Maybe not for long we see.

trains

Do wish trains were more common. Most of our tracks are no more. Like the sound of the whistle from far away is gone. It is the faded echo of a by gone age.

rising seas

Concrete from Roman times is still with us. Except that is from thousands of years ago. Scientists want to use it to stop rising seas. Well, we have none. Ah yes, rising seas that is. Global warming is no so. Just look at all the data and you will find a pause.

Lyft

Uber loses market share Lyft gains. Travis is one reason. He was an ass. Yeah, that is not the only one. Basically, we see Uber paying drivers less than minimum wage. Like we gotta be frank with you. Most people do not benefit in our new gig economy.