Chess

Chess is a great game. The sport of kings and queens. Still, playing chess inside a swimming pool is a new one.

Teenagers

Teenagers used to get summer jobs, but sadly not anymore. We can blame global warming. Yeah, we have really warm summers. That fact should indeed surprise no one. Personally, I think the big problem is that many of our good jobs are going overseas. Look at all the factories that are closed down and retail stores that are boarded up.

ball pits

Please exercise some care. Ah yes, ball pits are crawling with germs. These can make your kids sick or worse. Reports are that we should try not to use em. Hey, there is a danger to the health of young ones.

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spring

I do love spring. Quite possibly, it is the best season in our year. Fall is another great season. Like it is not as warm as summer.

your garage

Rent out your garage. That can ease our HOUSING crisis. Rents need to become more affordable in major metro areas.

Gold price

Gold price is not so nice. It falls again some more. OK, so things are so worrisome. Jobs that pay... like those are few and bills are many. Expect inflation to increase some more. This is voice recognition and it works super max.

Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren wants to break up big tech companies. Google is one. She hates success. People feel that big tech has too much power. Sadly, this strategy will hurt us in the long run.

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homes 4 homeless

Here it is... homes 4 homeless and no more mission. Yeah, they do want a unique place of their very own. Oh wow, like we did say unique. Well, there is some HOPE as we can see. Just maybe, we can do more an serve soup.  Do  wish that um people were nicer.

5G race

5G race we can win. There is a lot of high speed internet technology that is riding on us. Yeah, we need to pick up our pace.

in a can

Question for you. OK, so can we put a sleeping bag in a can? That does indeed seem so wow. Still, we are not so sure. Frankly, this feels like a mystery to me. Oh yes, and maybe we can wrap it up inside of an enigma.

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assange

OK, so assange was arrested just now. Hey, we remember assange. He told us what was going on. Evil loves darkness and hates light as it exposes our sins.

winter is over

Thank God that winter is over. Yeah, there was a lot of snow. Frankly, I do not enjoy cold weather any. Oh wow, it is not that great for my nose. Let us hope that things do warm up some. Like too much ice..... that is not so nice.

improve

Apple really does need to improve. It cannot keep up the technological pace. Frankly, we see that our Android is pulling away. What we need is a bigger lens for the camera. Please add a new sensor. Yeah, one that is massive in size. Oh wow, that would be super max.

more store closings

Sadly, more store closings are coming. OK, so bed bath and beyond is in woe. They just keep on losing money. Hey, we know that shopping is certainly not a pleasure for us. If fact, it is turning into a major pain.

commoners

Actually, the evil politicians are in power. Sadly, our commoners got no power. That is the way this world is.

mummy mice

Egyptian tomb is full of mummy mice. Folks, we are not making this one up. What is the solution to sacred rats? Ah yes, that would be sacred cats - meow.

snow

Finally, most of the snow is gone. Yo, we like using voice.  OK, so here we go. I am now using speech recognition software programs. They do seem to work just fine, but I need to test some more.