Friday, April 8, 2011

Archie is gay

What can we say. Archie is gay. True, there is now an openly gay character kevin keller in archie comics. Take a look at Dilton, who comes out and admits his does not like girls, but prefers solar energy. How gay is that one. I believe he will soon be driving a prius. Also, we know jug head does not like girls, but he is always with archie, but what about the infamous red head?

Although archie is always seen dating veronica lodge and betty cooper. It is my belief that he is a homosexual gay man. He is so into the closet that he is a narnian. That closet is getting stuffy with him and jug head jones. It is time to come out my man.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

School rampage in rio

A nut case open fire on an elementary school in rio. This is really scary. Perhaps as many as 13 students are gone. Maybe we will never know the real reason. Basically, it is a massacre. Find it hard to believe there could be a school rampage in rio. This would be a great opportunity for new technology to predict future events and prevent then from occurring.

Take a look at the time jump journal.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Leak stopped or no

OK some reports say leak is gone. Well, we find that radiation is increasing. Please do not believe all that you see. Highest levels of radioactive iodine I-131 were recorded in sea. This is not good news. Frankly, we believe authorities are not telling us the full report due to worries on a mass panic.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Fukushima worse Chernobyl

Fukushima is worse than Chernobyl even. Nuclear expert warns more could die in the japanese radiation leak than than died in the Chernobyl crisis. There is ten times as much radioactive material at Fukushima and it is next to the ocean. There is no way to contain this crisis. Yeah, there is no way. Folks, we are reaching the limits of our science.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

US auto sales drop

US auto sales drop now. Economist blame rising gas prices. This is going to get ugly real soon. People do not have any money. Folks, we have a very poor economy. It is all a lot of smoke and mirrors.

Well, car pooling might be the answer. Hope detroit start making some nice mini vans. Yeah, as in right away.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Shelters are booming

Fallout shelters are booming they say. Well, we do not agree. People think that all is fine and nothing is going to happen to em ever. Most will not survive. They did not wish to prepare. Remember the ant and the grass hopper story from aesop.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Go Daddy CEO

Go Daddy CEO likes shooting elephants in a safari hunt for his company. Folks, this is mess up. Elephant are gentle giants of nature and this CEO is not even a man.