vampires are coming

Citizens, financial vampires are coming. They do not want your blood, but instead your money. It is our gov. Like the need more programs. How else can they stimulate our economy. Yeah, with waste that make our deficit grow more. Don't worry... The vampire will only tax the very rich people who have jobs and that means you.

cage is a vampire

There are are some rumors. Yeah, that nic cage is a vampire. A time travelling one even. This is very creepy. Well, then again, that is what he is. OK so far cage denies the rumor. However, it has legs and has become an internet meme.