Armageddon is near

Armageddon is near. There will large army. Yeah, in Israel they say. Well, here is a tribulation timelines for you. Wish things were not so grim. People, we wish to emit a dire warning. Dark days are ahead for us. Best that we begin to prepare.

dolphins

I remember something that happened years ago. Well, we were swimming in ocean. Yeah, it was early morning. A group of dolphins came to play with us. People ran away screaming. Hey, I did not and it was a magical moment for me.

British woman spy

British woman spy fought the nazis. Not much is spoken on who she is. Pearl Witherington was her name. She was born in paris. Also, she carried out vital work in the second world war. Finally, this is seeing some light this year. Wish that people knew more. Oh well, history is such a dry subject any way. Still, I like to read about the famous British woman spy. Claims will no doubt be many.

start up gap

Japan has a start up gap. People do not want to create innovative new companies. Well, that was the previous era. Government now wants to foster creativity and get moving again. This is a great idea and I wish the best for japan. Creativity is like an economic engine. Not only are more jobs made in new areas...  Also, look at how personal wealth can increase.

olinguito

Hey, oliguito is a new mammal that is the worlds smallest raccoon. Glad to see a new species. Basically, the story is that great discoveries are right under our nose.

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on going war

USA might go to war in syria. Russia is warning us. They say it could lead us to total on going war. Mostly, it is Putin that is threatening us. Folks, this on going situation is getting worse. Battle of Armageddon is near. Perhaps, we are now boxed into a narrow corner. Like we do not see an easy way out of this one. May God have mercy on us.

1345 pound man

King of Saudi Arabia want to help a 1345 pound man. He needs medical treatment for obesity right away. Yeah, this is one sorry saga. Like he is only 20 years old now. Oh yes, we hope that he recovers.

Dollar slides again

Dollar slides again. Oh yes, disappointing data increases. Houses are not moving. Realtors blame our poor economy. Hey wait, what about our recovery. Turns out that there is none. Bad new is a to z. Certainly we could use some super news. Problem is that there is none.

Lady gaga

Lady gaga has a dress made of paper. This is really important news. Forget about nerve gas in syria. Oh yes, that so last year. Frankly instead, we need to speak about lady gaga. What a strange universe we are in.

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UFO near space station

Astronaut sees UFO near space station just now. This is interesting stuff for me. Like what is going on. Yeah, they will maybe one day say to us. Here we are.

Back to the future

Back to the future is one of my favorite movies. Still, I want to read: A match made in space. George McFly wrote this one. Yeah, he was a genius. Like we gotta hand it to crispin. What an interesting man.

free degree

Vietnam offer free degree in marxism course. Hey, we are not making this one up. It is just too crazy. Perhaps we can learn how not to run an economy. Well, we wish that was a require course. Yeah, politicians need to see the road we are on.

Alzheimer

Alzheimer cause is copper. This is good news. Hope more elderly can avoid this one. Terrible to see Alzheimer steal away our loved ones. Yeah, this disease is a major worry. Perhaps we can blame copper wire.

McD

McD was great one. Well, those days are so over. Food tastes like card board now. Yeah, we wonder why this is. Perhaps, they are cutting too many corners. Hey, that is to save money. Sadly, their hamburgers taste like slop for pigs.

camera

I love my camera. Still, I want to get a new one. That said, there is a reason. Yeah, that it is better than many. Well, we like pictures that are so crisp. Do not like the blurry ones. Like those are a real mega pain.

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new bus

There is a new bus coming. It is going to be super. Hey, our times are changing on us. Expect to see less cars. People will take the bus in coming years.

Thorium

Thorium is a major pain. However, it is essential to new tech of this common era. People, we need an alternative to fossil fuel and this is one way. Maybe we can get DC to finally wake up. Yeah, we do indeed hope so.

silicon prairie

Silicon Valley move over. Look at up start iowa. Make way for silicon prairie. This is innovation to the max. Route of change is going to different now. Yeah, that is what we are now saying.

Fukishima crisis is on going

Fukushima crisis is on going. This now affects coastal areas. Release of radiation is still occurring. Concentration of radiation is going down, but could increase.

pen or paper

Keep your pencils close to you. I do not like the electronic media, but prefer pen or paper. Yeah, we need to see what is going on. Digital will die in a solar storm and all the electronics is gone. However, pencils will go on.

gravity waves

Looking for gravity waves. The hunt heats up. Mostly, they are elusive in space. Still, we should be able to see some. Perhaps, this is truly an interesting enigma. What are gravity waves any way.

RT sux

Not even a total nerd wants to be viewed by his um friends with micro soft RT this year. Like this is one of the worst devices ever. They don't call it a computer any more. Well, that is good, as it has a terrible under power processor. RT sux!

cat food

A person told me he hated tuna in america. I asked him what brand he was using. He said nine lives was the name. Then I said, that is cat food you moron.

cairo is a war zone

Look at what is going on. Basically, cairo is a war zone. Hope that people will strive for peace. Yeah, we need an end to more war. Sadly, that is how it is.

weiner again

Oh wow, this story is amazing. Yeah, it is weiner again. Wonder how this will play in peoria. Still, I do not think that he should be NYC mayor. Like where are we going.

our sun

People, we see a flip in the magnetic field of our sun. Expect this to happen very soon. Yeah, we will not wait long to have it occur. Pretty cool huh, but we will see. Like we wonder how this affects an HDR from Steven Gibbs, but there you go.

What about america

What about america. This is not the BBC yo. Hey, we are in a worry. People have to find the truth out sooner. Oh wow, like we make this stuff up. It is just too FREAK in crazy.

cities

Keep calm and moving on. Basically, cities have a certain special energy. Pedestrians walk fast as if time itself were sped up. Still, we never can tell where they are now going.

lions are a rage

Right now, things are popping. Yeah, lions are a rage. Customers are into the large cats in a big way. They see a new era. Yeah, the old one is going away.

quotable quote

Here are some quotable quotes for you. lance arm strong - I am on my bike, that's what I'm on. oscar PISTOLorious - I am the bullet in the chamber of a gun.

econometric forecasting

Expect more econometric forecasting soon. Certainly, we need to see. Like where we are going. This is almost as important as the weather for us. There are many issues. Blasting the economy with money. Well, that causing inflation is max.