munching noises

People do not like munching noises. They can make you angry. Well, this should indeed surprise no one. After all, we are a territorial species. Don't get too near a dog when he is eating or he will growl at you.

raccoon joke

Jokes are awesome. Got one for you. It is about a raccoon. These creatures are known thieves as some see. Boss man tells me that there is a thumb drive missing. I tell him it was stolen by a raccoon. He asks. "What did he look like?" I tell him that I am not sure. He was wearing a mask!

verizon

Unlimited data is no more. Verizon threatens to disconnect customers who use more than 100 gigs. This is bad if you like to see movies. Basically, they do not want to build more towers and they want you to pay more. Let us face facts as data use is going up. Maybe we need more competition in this arena. Don't like to see a film on a tiny touch screen. Frankly, I love to go to the cinema. ❤️

Ikea

Ikea tells consumers. Please stop having sleep overs. Kids like jumping. OK, so parents get angry. Stores like Ikea are a major pain.

Mevlut Mert

Mevlut Mert is a police officer who killed the Russian ambassador just now. People, this is max serious. How much longer will we tolerate this sort of behavior going on. What we need to do is send a message. All of us must act in a civilized manner.

black berry

OK, so black berry will work on autonomous vehicles also known as driver less cars. This laboratory will be built in Ottowa Canada very soon.

pump prices

Colleges, pump prices are going up. OPEC is the reason. They did agree to cut production of fossile fuels yet again. Like why do we not seem to amaze us.

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Dow 20,000

Dow 20,000 is near. Friends, this is epic. People need to keep their eyes open. Donald Trump is not president, but already things are looking up.

Christmas

Christmas is depressing for some reason. Yeah, there are so many people are trying to get a major  discount in xmas. Look at the clown car in congress. They say that everything is fine this holiday season. Yeah, we gotta keep on looking up. Well, that is most certainly not what we poor see. In fact, things are going max worse.

memories

Why can't  we remember when we were very young. Those infant or baby memories just slowly fade away. Brains are interesting, but they are growing. OK, so that explains why we do not retain our memories.

DACA

DACA is an intersting program. It lets illegals stay in america. Well, Donald Trump says no. He wants them sent back and more jobs for us. Liberals are always on the side of our enemies.

apple watch

Friends, apple watch is losing the game. Ah no, this might surprise you. Heck, we know apple computer is a major company. That said, Steven Jobs is no more. Basically, the show is being run by clowns that belong in a three ring circus. Sadly, the visionary genius is gone.  😠

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Dogs can see in dark

Dogs can see in dark due to more sensitive eyes. They have visual acuity in light five times dimmer than you. Well, this advantage does help em. Frankly, a lot of hunting takes place in nights when there is no moon.

Fences

Fences are super. I have heard that good fences make good neighbors, but liberals say that fences are a form of racism. Do not fall into a trap my fine ones.

cameras

Definitely, I love cameras. There is something about being able to create an inspiring image. People feel the power. It just takes you breath away. However, you cannot use a cell phone to create such s panoramic view. Sadly, phones have tiny sensors. Like there is no zoom. Fellows, it is time to get a pro camera. Yeah, we mean... one that can convey your unique vision.

apple campus

People like the apple campus. It is shaped similar to a UFO or a spaceship right out of a big budget science fiction movie. Like wow, this building does look like something right out of the future, but take my word... go out and see. Just maybe, you might arrive at the same conclusion as me. Well, here it is.

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