Ewing Klipspringer

Ewing Klipspringer was known as the boarder is like a butler and plays the piano. People do claim that one Ewing Klipspringer was nothing more than a filthy parasite that liked to live off the rich man's money. For example after his benefactor's untimely demise, he asked Nick Carraway to get him a pair of tennis shoes that were left behind at the old Gatsby's mansion.

artificial intelligence

I do like self driving cars. However, they do seem a long way away. For example, artificial intelligence requires massive processing power. Also, it needs to use enormous memories. Brothers and sisters, that costs a big boat load of money.

Netflix

Netflix is doing horrible and Disney can surpass em.  Well, do tell me when this scary movie is over. Do look at the Netflix stock price. It is like one of their own bargain basement low budget horror movies. Yeah, the company... like has suddenly fallen off a cliff or worse. Basically, we see that this stock has sailed into negative territory for over a year.

Computers

Question for you. Computers can fool us - yes or no? I really do not think that our answer is no. After all, we look at our current machines and their processing power is truly enormous. Also, they are getting much better every year. Knowing the truth was never easy. Well, it will certainly get a lot more difficult in the coming AI era. Expect to see deep fake technology create CGI (computer generated images) basically pictures that look more real than you can even imagine. Lies will become a lot easier.

OK

Hey, we cannot use the OK sign no more. It is now considered to be hate and racism. Yeah, that is the latest from the liberal left wingers. Sadly, people still listen to em. Well, this has been one very interesting year.

cats meow

Do love this image. It is the cats meow. Well, that is 1920's slang for you. Check it out as we say now.

noise

Cities have a lot of local ordinances against creating some noise. Funny, some people do not like music. Yeah, they consider it to be noise. For example, I am told that my grand father liked when he was young... to listen to jazz. Well, his grand father did not consider it to be proper music. In fact, the old man said it was noise. Funny how life is.

Cardinals

Cardinals just love to peck at my rear view mirrors. They are most certainly fascinated by my car. Hey, there must be some reason. Perhaps, we can ask those wonderful men in science. Yeah, they do claim to have all our answers.

scam

Match, the online dating site, is involved in a scam. FTC is fining em. Yeah, that does not surprise us even.

electric cars

Hey, we see that americans are not buying electric cars. This news is worrisome. People, we will run out of oil soon. Expect to see an increase in price. OK, so that is my own opinion. Still, we need to go green.

brownface

OK, so Justin Trudeau wearing brownface was racism. That is what we are told, but he was not forced to resign. Hey, it is an ominous universe we are in. Delete all your old high school photos now. Like someone might claim that they are full of racism soon.

Jerry

Jerry will become a hurricane soon. It is a tropical storm now. Do hope that this cyclone does not hit us.

renew

Google will spend a record amount on renewable energy. Let us renew. Friends, it is time that we go green.

space

Get ready for the first hotel in space. This feels so mega. Well, that it is. Expect to play low gravity basketball and other games.

Retail stores

Retail stores are having another difficult year. Folks, we do fear that a massive recession is so near. Hey, it is time that we wake up. After all, we are in an economic crisis.

company

Question for you. Have we hit peak technology company? Well, we do not even see an answer. Yeah, it is an eerie enormous universe we are in. People want to seem so wow. After all, those techies were nerds once. Like that being in tech was not supermax. OK, so that was ages ago. ✋

vet

People like to have a pet,
but you often have to see a vet.

oil prices soar

Please say goodbye to cheap gas. Right now oil prices soar. Blame trouble in the middle east once more.

Porche

Porche has its first electric car. Well, this is some awesome news. Yo, we have places to go.  Yeah, we still remember problems with diesel cars. Talk about an ominous move.