neutrino mass

Scientists are trying to solve the mystery about neutrino mass. Hey, that is where the money is going. Please do try to solve the mystery about jobs missing. Where are they anyway?

snow is near

Ah yes, the season in our snow is near. That is what we fear and it is almost here, but do not worry about it, my peer.

Record online sales

Record online sales this year. Black Friday is a great day, but Cyber Monday is zooming past us. Do expect people to become more worrisome. After all, we need to become producers as well as consumers.

Netflix

Netflix reactivates accounts without user permission.  Honestly, this does not surprise me. Yeah, we do not like this company. Extreme shady is what they are. Mostly, they have dull boring movies. Plot there is not, and the actors have no name. Please tell me, why I keep paying. For the most part, it is a service... that we do not use.

toxic persons

Grays Anatomy is really a toxic work environment filled with toxic persons. Well, that certainly is some sour news. Basically, we can live to serve. Sadly, some people do not even care.

climate emergency

European parliament declares a climate emergency. Well, this event should really surprise no one. After all, they keep asking for a carbon tax as they want more money. Do wish it was for a great cause. Sadly, this is a scam. It is really cold outside right now.

Twitter

Twitter will hide replies soon. I really do not like this service. Yeah, it is for the birds it seems. After all, they do not care. Please remind corporate that they should focus on pleasing us users. Well, that will be the day as we say.

flying nun

I still remember sally fields in the flying nun. Well, that was a great TV series. Do wonder what would have happened if there was a series redone in 2020, but there it is. Please do enjoy it now.

gyms

I do like the gym. However, it has become an unsafe space. Fellow colleagues, we are not making this one up. Definitely, our world has now gotten even worse. Please get me out of this terrible ominous universe.

Puolanka

Puolanka is suppose to be the absolute worst town ever. It reigns in pessimism. Well, we can still find some... that are even worse. For example, there is DEAD-troit.

Netflix

Netflix could be beaten by Disney minus. First off, there is a lower price. Also, people with kids will find a lot of movies. Still, I am keeping both for now. Time will tell who the winner is.

singles day

Oh wow, the singles day is a fake holiday, but it generates real money. Yeah, we see boatloads of the green. Please tell me if we are wrong. That is a lot of dough, but there you go.

Dogs

Dogs bring us joy. Well, that is my case. I do wonder if we ever thought thousands of years ago... that wolves could become nice.

Last K-mart

Last K-mart in West Virginia closes down - sorry. Yo, it was a great run. Still, our technology marches on.  Don't know if this event is progress. Big K cola we will miss soon.

neural magic

OK, so neural networks are super hot this year. Still, this technology is a resource pig. Fact is, a neural network can hog all your computer's processing power. Well, enter a new start up. It is neural magic. They figured out a way to use regular processors. Ladies and gentlemen, that is welcome news.

being kind

Oh wow, being kind can help you. It extends your life span. Also, it does have your health status increase. Well, that is awesome news. Please convey our message... to all the bosses that are mean.

video games

China has a curfew for minors... that are playing video games. Well, that makes some sense. After all, schoolwork is something that we should never ignore. Hey, we got a new pun. If you are a minor in CHINA, it will soon be - game over.

Text messages

Text messages are awesome. However, there were some previous texts from Feb 14, 2019, that are arriving now. Oh wow, these messages are right spooky my fine ones. Do not know what the cause is. Maybe, time travel is a reason.

mice

I do not like rats or mice. Well, they have been taught to drive cars. Yo, the truth is... that I do not even like the house of mouse. Hey, it is known as the tragic kingdom and the most unhappiest place in our universe.



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Photo manipulation

Photo manipulation has been with us so many years. Hey, it was around before photoshop even.  Frankly, people were dodging and burning photographs back in the print era. Let us not be so negative - pun. However, we certainly do not always believe what we see. Yeah, I do not blame you. After all, pictures are often created inside a computer using CGI or computer-generated images.

brain development

Folks, there is less brain development in active preschoolers if they spend a lot of time in front of a screen.  Honestly, this worrisome event does not even surprise me. Still, we do know that kids suffering is sour news.

abandoned houses

Sadly, abandoned houses have become a lot more common now. Well, this peculiar phenomenon used to be quite rare. Yeah, that was ages ago. Back then people still believe in the prospect of an economic recovery.

path

Humans can wonder about the path that we are on. Truly, the final destination is max worrisome. Still, we do know that people will not stop being who they are.

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos divorce cost him big money. He is no longer the world's richest man. OK, so you can blame a woman. Funny how life is. Bill Gates is back on top as number one - once more. Well, that is nice.


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