munching noises

People do not like munching noises. They can make you angry. Well, this should indeed surprise no one. After all, we are a territorial species. Don't get too near a dog when he is eating or he will growl at you.

raccoon joke

Jokes are awesome. Got one for you. It is about a raccoon. These creatures are known thieves as some see. Boss man tells me that there is a thumb drive missing. I tell him it was stolen by a raccoon. He asks. "What did he look like?" I tell him that I am not sure. He was wearing a mask!

verizon

Unlimited data is no more. Verizon threatens to disconnect customers who use more than 100 gigs. This is bad if you like to see movies. Basically, they do not want to build more towers and they want you to pay more. Let us face facts as data use is going up. Maybe we need more competition in this arena. Don't like to see a film on a tiny touch screen. Frankly, I love to go to the cinema. ❤️

Ikea

Ikea tells consumers. Please stop having sleep overs. Kids like jumping. OK, so parents get angry. Stores like Ikea are a major pain.

Mevlut Mert

Mevlut Mert is a police officer who killed the Russian ambassador just now. People, this is max serious. How much longer will we tolerate this sort of behavior going on. What we need to do is send a message. All of us must act in a civilized manner.

black berry

OK, so black berry will work on autonomous vehicles also known as driver less cars. This laboratory will be built in Ottowa Canada very soon.

pump prices

Colleges, pump prices are going up. OPEC is the reason. They did agree to cut production of fossile fuels yet again. Like why do we not seem to amaze us.

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Dow 20,000

Dow 20,000 is near. Friends, this is epic. People need to keep their eyes open. Donald Trump is not president, but already things are looking up.

Christmas

Christmas is depressing for some reason. Yeah, there are so many people are trying to get a major  discount in xmas. Look at the clown car in congress. They say that everything is fine this holiday season. Yeah, we gotta keep on looking up. Well, that is most certainly not what we poor see. In fact, things are going max worse.

memories

Why can't  we remember when we were very young. Those infant or baby memories just slowly fade away. Brains are interesting, but they are growing. OK, so that explains why we do not retain our memories.

DACA

DACA is an intersting program. It lets illegals stay in america. Well, Donald Trump says no. He wants them sent back and more jobs for us. Liberals are always on the side of our enemies.

apple watch

Friends, apple watch is losing the game. Ah no, this might surprise you. Heck, we know apple computer is a major company. That said, Steven Jobs is no more. Basically, the show is being run by clowns that belong in a three ring circus. Sadly, the visionary genius is gone.  😠

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Dogs can see in dark

Dogs can see in dark due to more sensitive eyes. They have visual acuity in light five times dimmer than you. Well, this advantage does help em. Frankly, a lot of hunting takes place in nights when there is no moon.

Fences

Fences are super. I have heard that good fences make good neighbors, but liberals say that fences are a form of racism. Do not fall into a trap my fine ones.

cameras

Definitely, I love cameras. There is something about being able to create an inspiring image. People feel the power. It just takes you breath away. However, you cannot use a cell phone to create such s panoramic view. Sadly, phones have tiny sensors. Like there is no zoom. Fellows, it is time to get a pro camera. Yeah, we mean... one that can convey your unique vision.

apple campus

People like the apple campus. It is shaped similar to a UFO or a spaceship right out of a big budget science fiction movie. Like wow, this building does look like something right out of the future, but take my word... go out and see. Just maybe, you might arrive at the same conclusion as me. Well, here it is.

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blue gold

Water is blue gold my fines ones. In fact, it is better than gold in many ways. Certainly, we do need it more. Yeah, this magnificent fluid really is precious.

Liberals

Liberals want to ban the Holy Bible as hate speech when the teachings of or lord Jesus Christ are all about salvation and love for other members of our group. They say that God is evil because he does not accept gays. Read John 3:16 and you tell me.

John Kerry

John Kerry does not like rhetoric from Turkey concerning syria. Well, do tell, what else is news. He needs to find out what is going on.

parrot

Well, a friend of mine had a parrot ages ago. Those birds live a long time and then some more. Frankly, they can live longer than a person.

transportation

Could this be the future of transportation for us. I am not so sure. Perhaps, it is not so easy. Yet, we might be labeled as super green.

journey

Often we go on a journey. Like where are we going. It is a complex process. Frist we need to start out with small steps, but then we slowly become more expressive. All of us are on a voyage. Start your new way.

solar power

Not  a lot of talk on solar power. It is just too expensive. Look at the low gas price. Do not see a future full of solar cars. Well, that would be awesome. A lot cleaner air. Facts of life tend indeed to be grim ones.

Donald Trump

Donald Trump won. This man has a prophecy for americans. Hold on to your hat as this should indeed amaze you. Real is not reel, but here we now are. Look at this video and you tell me. Basically,  the prophecy is that Donald Trump will stop the destruction of america. Stay strong all of you.

water

Planet earth is 70% water we see. Yeah, we should call it planet water, but that is not so. Sadly, our blue world is not as green as it once was. Deserts increase every year. Brown colors slowly replace green. 💃

💬 Russian Oligarch

💬 Russian Oligarch will spend one billion on miami. Oh wow, that is a lot of green. Just what does he want to do with that money. Basically, he will build three towers as in luxury condominiums near our ocean. Great to have so much power.

100 mph motocycle

100 mph motorcycle cannot out race cop. What a ride we say. It must be great to drive at a fast pace. Glad there was no passenger.

prop

Here is some prop. Propaganda that is. Well, we should eat vegetable and not drink soda pop. That said, most kids like snacks full of sugar.

water

Blue gold is what our water is. People forget the scale of our universe. Humans are tiny in comparison. Water covers 70% of the surface in our world - look at our oceans.

Films

Films about conspiracy are awesome. Hey, my favorite is capricorn one. It is about a flight to the planet mars. Except the astronauts do not go. Believe it or not, one of the main actors was OJ simp son. Yeah, the infamous one. Don't squeeze my juice. Well, he is in prison now. Life is certainly more incredible than a conspiracy even.

four things

Here are four things to do when you are not making movies. Yeah, most are obvious such as posting to Instagram or shooting spec. That might be great, but probably you are looking for new sponsors.

new movies emerge

Get ready and microwave some popcorn. Oh yes, new movies emerge. Arrival is coming soon. Like, um that is a pun. Well, we will have to see. Big wow, I gave you another pun. Did I say run or gun?

small cars

Do you like small cars? Frankly, they are boring and noisy. Also, driving one is a pain. Well, that is what we feel anyway.

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pinging noise

There is a mysterious pinging noise. Yeah, at the bottom of the Arctic sea even. Do wonder what it is. Certainly, it is an enigma. Just what is necessary.

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very poor

It is not a lot of fun being very poor. Like you cannot even get your own car. Uber is a luxury for you. Bicycles are what you use. Certainly, they are a pain in rain.

Look at those curves

Look at those curves. What if they were all going the other way. Definitely, that would be so eerie. Just maybe, the term is scary. Could it be that politicians say things are improving. However, we are not so sure.

china

Reed Hastings says Netflix is not doing well in china now. Hey, that is what is happening in a country where freedom is near zero. Still, the show must go on. Netflix continues its rapid expansion. Otherwise, it will indeed be game over.

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Brickell

Brickell in Miami. This is a video taken of when Hurricane Matthew was coming. Not sure of what to say. OK so this is the downtown area.

no lie

Politicians, your credibility is the most important asset you own. Do stop lying to us. Most people are tired of listening to excuses. Why do taxes always go up. Also, where is all our money going. Roads get worse every year. Hey, no lie, we need to understand what is really going on.

cones

Houses on earth are boxes, but imagine if there were cylinders or cones. Life would take on a quite different appearance. Wonder what people would say. Structures would be tall and thin skeleton like towers - similar to a science fiction movie... can you imagine.

green

Actually, one of my favorite colors is green. It is neither cool nor warm. Certainly, it is a bit of both as we say. Perchance you find it a bit boring to look on. Still, there is a lot to learn about this awesome universe we are in.

Disney

Disney pulls manoa costume due to people accusing em in racism. Blame the social justice warriors. They see a racist in every corner. Often the worst offenders are the ones who are always complaining loudly to us. Funny how kids cannot play dress up anymore. Please ban all the boys from dressing up as roman soldiers as that might be racism. It might offend people who live in rome.

image previews

OK wanna save space. Please remove image previews. That will help you. Also, it can make your live a better more rewarding amazing experience.

USA

USA is in a crisis. National anthem is seen as racism. Blame the social justice warriors. For example, a football player who makes millions every year. He cannot donate any of his money to the poor. However, he complains about racism. He says that he hates his white owners.

Air force grounds F-35

Air force grounds F-35 jet. Friends, this is a scary fright mare. Halloween came a bit early this year. Well, like what else can we say.

police state

Why do people not smile in a police state that is oppressive? Such is life in a repressive regime. Perhaps they fear the long arm of the law which does not find humor amusing, They are always talking about another law to pass. Yeah, another rule to implement and yet another tax to increase.

orcas

California bans captive breeding of orcas. That should indeed not surprise us. After all, they are so politically correct that they must protect orca americans. Maybe they should ban dog owners. That is a form of slavery and we must free our canine american companions.

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Brexit in woe

Brexit in woe. Like the EU does not want to et go. It use to be the european union. Well, they are not united any more. Not that it should in any manner surprise you.

waste water

Tampa waste water leak is massive. Politicians tell us not to worry. Do hope you like the favor of raw sewage. OK, time to share and enjoy.

virtual villages

Oh yes, virtual villages help us socialize more. People thrive in working spaces. Like wow, those can be a bit expensive. Rents keep on going up. Yeah, that is what we are seeing. Facts speak to a need all humans have to seek comfort in groups. Best strategy is to look for near spaces. Frankly, we do not expect to see an on going continuation of cheap gas.

Miami Beach

Miami Beach is awesome. I love the water when it is warm. Also, there are a lot of buildings that are nice. Wish we could go to a place where there is no snow. Just need to put my sunglasses on. Oh wow, we need to come on in.

sigma

Look at sigma. They have two cine zooms. What I want is more cine primes. Yeah, those give the best quality movies. People, we gotta focus on what is important to us.

Inflation

Inflation rears its ugly head again.
Did we say rears. Yeah, it is all the rage. Like we cannot keep this tiger in its cage.

surgery

People often say - it ain't brain surgery. This is just a saying. What about ancient brain surgery. Doctors were practicing this technique thousands of years ago. Hey, what do we know about our prehistoric predecessors who lived many years ago.

oil prices go up

Great news for petroleum companies. Yeah, oil prices go up. Get ready to pay more. Expect some major pump pain. Like we were so happy with all the cheap gas. Fellows, those days are soon over.

Ackman

Herb a life is toast Ackman says. Do not see a bright happy tomorrow for this company. Sadly, their future is very grim.

KFC recipe

KFC recipe is max. Customers cannot get enough of the bird it seems. Well, that is where we are going. Hey, I do like to eat food, but this stuff is just too greasy.

urban planning

Citizens, urban planning is a game. Not sure what the prize is. Get the traffic lights to work for us. Have to stop at one after one after one.

sears

Look at sears. It just crumbles away. Most of the majestic stores are gone. Really, it is the end of an age. Do wonder what our children will says. Could be that wool worth is an example of what is to come. Just a lot of fond memories.

nine

Home was hit by cars nine times - yes nine. Folks, that is just too many cars. I do not want to brag, but automobile transportation needs to find another way. Like what is going on. Drunk as and a skunk and then some more.

Big ideas

Big ideas will not fix our economic crisis. Banks keep doing worse. Most people need to realize thing cannot continue this way. Like where are we going?

oil

USA has more oil than saudi arabia or russia. Yeah, that should surprise you zero. Still, what about that 70's energy crisis. Like we do wonder on that one.

automobile thefts

Citizens, automobile thefts are on the rise. Please be sure to secure your own car. Crooks want to take what is yours.

pier

There is something about an abandoned pier. Not sure what it is. Could be that this is due to financial pressure. After all, we are in an economic crisis.

waiting

Just stalling and waiting for a train is boring and feels like it is not coming. Well, we feel like it is so TIME consuming. OK so for me any way.

economic crisis

Look at our economic crisis. It just keep on going worse. Folks, unemployment is not 5% like politicians are saying. Yeah, 25% is more precise. Do wish people would wake up.

Michael Jackson should have become a catholic priest so he could be turned into a saint by the pope now. He could sing a new song.

cruz

What can we say on cruz. Basically, his career is over. Maybe that is obvious to all of us. Still, her should indeed wise up.

worst car ever

Do you remember the yugo. It is the worst car ever. Yeah, we are not making this story up. Do you remember a use car dealer trying to sell you one.

verizon

OK so verizon warns data users.
Unlimited plan ain't
It is not so.

cops seize cars

Folks, we expect our economic crisis may worsen. Local cops seize cars use in crimes. These vehicles can generate max income. Often they are sold in auctions for big green. In point of fact, there is an incentive to accuse you. After all, if you commit a major crime... they can seize your car.

genie

I dream of genie. That is what I want, but they we are. Maybe we need to understand what life has in store for us. Major Nelson was one lucky guy.

apple laptop

OK so most people have stopped using apple laptops now. Instead we have an I phone that is super size. Frankly, this monster is too small to be a laptop due its lack of a keyboard and a small screen. Also, it's too big to work as a phone because it does not fit into my tight jeans. Worst of both worlds says me. Actually, it could get worse as more apps impair my memory.

science

OK so here is the latest from science. Aliens are extinct - yes. Folks, we are not making this one up. Sadly, people are not so wise. For example, where is the evidence that there ever were some.

being a sub

Citizens, being a sub is a pain. Yeah, substitute teachers get low pay. Respect from students is near zero. Also, you do not have an assurance. Grant me that it is better than nothing, but I find this profession to be not optimal for us. All in all, the situation is very poor.

where we going

Question for you. Like where we going. Not sure there is an answer.

airport

Right now a man was shot in a dallas airport. Like what is going on. 
Most people realize that our lives are a fright mare.
Things keep on going max worse.

more rain

What do we need - more rain. That will increase crop size. OK so irrigation costs a lot of money. Also, it makes salinity increase. Just what do we need to see.

hate your job

Do you hate your job and your company. Time to find a new one. Sky is always a different shade of gray. Always, it is raining. Wonder why this is so. Yeah, most people do not enjoy our universe. Maybe sadness is built in.

tunnels

Do tunnels worry you. Mostly, I do not like enclosed spaces. For example, it is uncomfortable to be in a cave. Yet, the danger is near zero.

bridge

Life is a bridge for us. Where is it taking us. Physical things are not all there is. Do not focus on only what you see. Friends, there exist beyond an empire unseen.

Cassette tape factory

Cassette tape factory is NOT um closing down, but it is ramping up. Demand is increasing. Well, that is good news. Steven Gibbs uses cassette tapes in his time reports and he has not gone digital, so MP3 files are not available for us. Wish an individual would produce some. Find that I have to order cassette tapes from amazon. Yeah, most stores do not carry em.

face book

Citizens, face book might be eaves dropping on us. Do fly this one. Like what is going on - wow. Strange world we live in. Please do research on your very own. Maybe this is the proverbial smoking gun. Get real, most of us already knew that our data is not so secure.

our new recession

Friends, our new recession is near. Risk is now on an increase. That should indeed surprise no one. Citizens, this is interesting to me. Like things are going worse. Expect fewer jobs in coming years.

pretty poppies

Look at the pretty poppies and what are your memories. Maybe it is of wounded warriors. Often soldiers in a war are gone. Not even a memory remains.

RUSTang

Do you like the um RUSTang, a car that begins rusting even before it leaves the show room. Well, what can we say. Certainly, it has admirers that are many. Yeah, it is not a small group. Wish the metal were more durable, but there we are. Actually, I remember one person. He called the corvette a plastic pig. OK so perhaps, but it is better than poor score iron ore. That is what we use to create a RUSTang.

Future

Future is an exciting time for us. What will it bring soon. Do wonder what is coming. Life is like a river. Always, it is flowing to the ocean. Yet, the ocean never can FILL up.

Influencers can help you

Influencers can help you. They are great for making you gain exposure. Like that is what you need to market your product or service. Do not shower them with spam messages. Remember to be super nice.

Tokyo

City of Tokyo is awesome. Mega capitals are the new norm. Great to be near an ocean. Let us think some more. After all, cities keep on growing.

Data centers

Data centers are new wave. They generate a lot of revenue. Well, expect to get some more.

Google play

Most of Google play apps are games. This should surprise no one. After all, most people do not need an accounting apps. Yeah, we like to play games. Please add this to the list of time sinks that we need to avoid as we move on. Hey, they did name it Google play for a very good reason.