news room

Liberals moan - there is a lack of diversity in our news room. Basically, most places have a liberal bias and they always complain all the more. Funny how that is. Perhaps, they could help diversity to increase. Yeah, they could hire conservatives, but that will never occur. Writers with different view points are seen as wrong.

unreal ads

I want to see an ad that says. Lots of traffic and tiny rooms. Unfriendly neighbors will dislike you. Oh wow, this area is noisy. Yep, get your headphones ready as the airport is near. Jets overhead will shake you up. Needs a lot of work and not ready to move in. Gasburg Duplex is one.

rino

Oh wow, there is trouble at the zoo. A rino strikes a zookeeper with his horn and the injuries were serious. Frankly, I do not like any rinos. The lady is in the hospital now. Well, this does not surprise me. After all, a lady was eaten by a lion just  a few days ago. She was cleaning his cage. Let me tell you - animals are animals and we do need to keep our eyes open. Perhaps, this is a wake up call for many of us.

NYC

NYC says no amazon. Jeff need not worry, He is still the world's richest man. I do wonder where the next headquarters will be, and we will soon see. Do hope it is a place for a cheap space. Oh wow, we can use more JOBS are we move into a recession. Hey, it could become a depression, but I pray that God will help us.

Airplane

Airplane crashes at airport - both instructor and student are goners. I hope they both make it to Paradise and that they get some wings. Flying is very dangerous as we can see. Teachers really need to exercise more care.

processing power

Look at all our processing power. It goes up every year. AMD is no longer king and Intel is no longer queen. Yeah, other players are moving in. Basically, they will all have to change their game. Otherwise, it will indeed be - game over.

cargo jet

OK, so in Houston a cargo jet crashes just now. It was carrying products from amazing amazon. Sadly, there are no survivors. The chance that some one.. did live is slim to none. Jeff Bezos, head of amazon, is still the world's richest man.

Lyft

Lyft beats Uber in IPO game. This strategy could indeed turn into a major CARtastrophe - wow. Oh yes, we did say car. Fellow, what we see coming is serious. I did drive for Uber and I was making less than our minimum wage. Honestly, we do better flipping burgers at Wendy or dairy queen. Just remember to keep looking up.

science

Fellows, do not worship science. It lacks a lot of depth in many ways. Often, the raw data is thrown out if it does not fit the theory those in power are promoting, and progress is poor. Yeah, we lack a lamp or a way to see... the path we are on.

blog

Writing a daily blog is not so easy. Frankly, we have very little time and a mountain of pressing issues. Also, we need a lot of experience. Otherwise, we must contend with poor grammar. Spell checkers can only help us. Do wish they were some neural network programs.

Richest man ever

Richest man ever was mansa musa. That is on BBC news. Frankly, we do not think so. Probably right now... like it is Jeff Bezos of amazon. He might not be so rich soon. Divorce is in our air. Yo, not that we even care.

path we are on

Folks, we need to ponder about the path we are on. What is our final destination on the small green map? Maybe, we do not like where we are going. Please God, have mercy on us.

monkey missing

Oh wow, there is a monkey missing... that would be from the palm beach zoo. Folks, we are not making this news scene up. Just think that our enormous awesome sauce universe is max insane.

most snow

Seattle was just hit with the most snow in seventy years. Also, we see record bitter cold weather is moving in. There are some areas... like with two feet of snow. Yo, there is no global warming mon ami It is time for citizens of the world to finally wake up.

yawn

I love to yawn. Hey, not sure... like why that is. Certainly, there must be a reason. Well, bosses do not like the yawn. OK, so that means - we gotta find a new way. Best of luck to all of you.

impossible

Hey, when we are told that something is impossible by some one. Like we do it twice and we take a few pics. I wanna go to Antarctica and see penguins. Well, that is certainly just like me. OK, so what is your impossible journey?

climate change

Yo, climate change will transform us. Perhaps, there is no global warming. However, we could indeed be heading into a mini ice age. Well, that means an enormous amount of snow or ice. Actually, it will probably be both, but a lot less warm rain. If there is a decrease in evaporation then expect there to be less water in our air.

WiFi

There was in front of a coffee shop this sign. It said something like - hey, we don't got our WiFi no more. Just pretend it is ninety nine. Back then we all had a slow modem connection through dial up. Yeah, we would all talk to each other like persons. Certainly, it was a lot better that way. Hey, what can we say.

Workers are in woe

Workers are in woe. Hey, we do hope that sears survives. Decisions made now... like they will tell if it can. Catalog company slowly faded away. Yeah, it was one sorry company. Retail stores cannot compete with online for many reason. Malls are one. They cost a lot in winter to keep warm. Also, there is a high air conditioner cost in summer.
 

neural networks

Folks, what can we say? Oh yes, neural networks are increasing in complexity and we need a cookbook on how to use em. Well, that indeed can seem so worrisome. After all, we do wanna know what is going on. Scientists use to claim that it was impossible to build a machine that could think like us. Hey, fast forward a few years. Look at all the self driving cars on our avenues.

Captcha

Captcha is a pain. Honestly, we are tired of all the weird blurry images. Yeah, they are suppose to eliminate robots from signing in. Still, getting them to work is not so easy. For example, they ask us to identity what type of animal it is. After all, who does not love to see a penguin. Well, doing these tasks is STOOPID!

300 Catholic priests

Nearly 300 Catholic priests are accuse in child abuse just now. Maybe, they should say um BEAST instead of priest, but we are not so sure. After all, this has been going on many years. Ah yes, the investigation is still in progress.