Retail

Retail bankruptcies are at our door and will close many a store! Expect things to get scary. Yeah, we face a climate that is poor. Well, it will be even worse soon. Friends, you can make my words on that one.

Brunei

Brunei wants to punish gays. Stoning is their answer. Funny, the liberals are as quiet as a church mouse. They do not want to offend non Europeans for some reason. Please do tell me what is going on.

737 max

Boeing 737 max is so eerie. That is one scary journey. I do not want to get to my um "Final Destination" right away.

modern art

Don't get me started on modern art again. I do not know what it even means. There must be some eerie reason... like for why it fills our museums. Honestly, we do not know what it might be, but there it is.

climate change

Scientists say that photography to fight climate change does not work because we are using some wrong images. Honestly, we do not seem to agree. After all, my heating bill was not less this year. Basically, that should be my own case. That said, we do not believe in global warming. Fact is, it was colder for me this March than last year.

schools fight vaping

Right now schools fight vaping. This crisis is turning into an epidemic even. Kids always want to try what is new. Please do understand that the results are so worrisome. Nicotine is back with a revenge.

email

Yo, email can be annoying. Frankly, corporate buzzwords make it more so. What we do not like is all the spam. Oh wow, there is just too much junk in my in box that we should remove. It is time for me to hit the delete key once more.

shoppers

Fact is, shoppers were less active this season. Retail stores are in woe. They wanted to finally make some coins. Well, that is not what we see. Buying online is more pop now. Expect things at the mall to get even worse.

gas prices

OK, so gas prices rise. That affects what we pay in our grocery. Hey, transportation is so expensive. Let us wake up.

Walmart

Walmart is getting rid of greeters it seems. They are trimming expenses. Sadly, most greeters were like disabled veterans who really need the green. Hey, what can we expect from nasty greedy corporate execs.

college cheating scam

Fellow, the college cheating scam is serious. Yo, we are talking about big names. Just understand that things are not going to change any time soon.

Boeing 737 max

UK bans all of Boeing 737 max. People find this jet worrisome. Folks, it is more than just some concerns. Safety is a major issue. Jets just keep falling out of thin air. Politicians really do not even care. I hope we can figure out what the problem is.

BTW, here is more news. FEDEX has a delivery robot for you.

sea of suits

Yo, the sea of suits could turn into an ocean. People need to dress up. Casual Friday is certainly not my tea cup. Basically, people do judge a book by its cover. It is important to have an impressive pro appearance.

our space force

Will our space force fight aliens? It seems... that the answer is no. Folks, we do wonder about our men in science. After all, we should have a lot of aliens coming. Just where are they?

terrible tens

The terrible tens decade represents an uninspiring grim era.  It was full of financial misery. Frankly, I do believe we are in an economic crisis. Hey, it does feel similar to apocalyptic sour oppression or a massive recession.

Dow drops

Dow drops 360 points on economic worries. Fellows, this feels similar to a deep depression or a massive recession. Hey, we do hope that we are so wrong. However, the stubborn fact point to a drop in industrial activity all over. Basically, this slow down is gonna occur... like in a way that is world wide, but if you do not believe me, open your eyes.

Millennial burnout

Millennial burnout is serious. OK, so some people think it is fake, but we believe it is genuine. However, the big issue is... that we need more time off so we can recharge our batteries some more. Yeah, that certainly is what our LIFE can require.

chill in our air

Boys and girls, there is a bit of chill in our air. Oh wow, it feels rather nippy. Maybe that is just me. I wish we were in spring.

organs

There is a shortage of organs. Folks, this is a crisis. People are turning to science. Maybe, we need to become wise ones. Yeah, I believe we can soon acquire an answer. Cloning might be the way. Just remember that a lot of crazy stuff they are working on... does seem like it came right out of a science fiction movie.

big phone

Oh yes, there is a big phone from energizer. It lasts 50 days on one charge - wow. Fellows, that is a long time for us.