Uber

Riders with low ratings could get banned from using the Uber service. Hey, drivers need tips, my man. Often this job pays less than minimum wage. OK, so that is my experience. Please give them some CASH money.

colors

Like wow, colors brighten up our universe. Well, that is my own opinion. Perhaps, you do not agree with me. Still, here we are. This is existence is so eerie or ominous. Hey, we do need to find a new way.

West point

West point celebrates diversity today with a record number of AA women. The times are changing on us. Oh yes, that is what we see.

not real

Elon Musk says that the world is probably not real, but an advanced computer simulation kind of like a coin operated video game. Just keep pumping in more coins. Otherwise, it is soon - game over.

blue gold

Water is known as blue gold to many. Hey, it is not simply me. After all, we do need a lot of this water to survive. Plants need a lot of water to stay green.

sunset

Could be that there is a sunset for our empire. Look at all the malls that are closing down and retail stores that are boarding up. Frankly, there is choppy water and fear in our air. In fact, some economists are predicting a massive recession. Do hope that we are so wrong.

dry

Lately, it has been a bit dry and a bit warm. Yeah, that is what we now see. Maybe, we could use some more rain.

ugly cars

Here is a quiz. It is about ugly cars. Perhaps, you own one. They are a real eye sore. Well, that is my own opinion.

odors

Terrible rotten odors affect my nose. When I got to work I put on my saggy baggy um WORK rags, but my coworkers saw it and said something to me because of my awesome aroma. Then I went outside and the odor was the biggest thing ever.

narcs

High school was full of narcs. They gave off a strange vibe for some reason. I knew something was funny, but then again... like we were kids and these guys were grown men. What an eerie universe we are in.

Source: melmagazine.com via drholbs on Gentlemint

SAT

SAT exam can now supply a student adversity score. Well, that news should cheer us up. After all, we always knew that they were rigging our game. Maybe people will finally wake up. Then it would certainly be - game over.

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein – the owner of a notoriously messy desk – put it: “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

US companies

Trade wars could hurt US companies. Expect to see higher prices. Folks, we think that our universe is so awesome. Still, there is a lot we can improve on. Communication with other human beings is simply one more area.

dowsing

Researchers claim dowsing is FAKE science. Well, we do not agree. I believe there are forces in our universe... that are not understood by men in science.

Uber

Uber shares fall below 40 as people finally wake up. Do look at this sorry company. It keeps on losing money. Billions not millions we tell you. Folks, this is crazy. I wonder if it can even survive. Probably, the answer is no.

trade war

I see that we are SLOWLY moving closer to a trade War. OK, so China believes that it can win. There are many reasons. However, should indeed move to decide to become better persons. Well that is my own opinion.

California

California might go dark this summer. Do not blame heat waves. Also, do not talk about global warming. They simply did not build enough power plants and are now crying. Folks, we should burn a lot more COAL so we can have some power. Well, that is my own opinion. Try to find in darkness new meaning.

Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence or AI is changing science. Yeah, we love to see AI grow. However, we also fear its amazing power. What indeed can the future give us? Yeah, that is an intriguing question and we want to hear an answer.

our science

Frankly, people are becoming less religious every year. Hey, we can blame schools that teach us... that God does not exist and that we must trust in our science. Researchers tell us that we evolved from pond scum. Well, that is not our case. I like to write about the all-powerful God, but He does exist in an unseen realm that we cannot sense or view.

super mice

Scientists wanna create super mice. These rodents can see in the dark even. Like wow, we are not so sure. Maybe, this is not a good idea, but we will see. Oh now, there we go again... hey, it was a silly pun.

AI

AI has a diversity crisis. Yeah folks, we are not making this one up. There are a lot of people who claim that computers are full of racism. Hey, it is so binary in a way. Yeah, we all wanna seem as numero uno. That phrase in Spanish means number one. After all, no one wanna seem as a zero.

economic crisis

Ladies and gentlemen, we see an economic crisis. That is not great news. Sadly, we believe that things are going max worse. OK, so there is no recovery in our air.

Uber divers

Uber drivers in UK stage a strike that is massive. Fellows, this event does not surprise me. I use to work foe the Uber company. Yeah, we understand that it is like one of the worst firms ever. Actually, I was paid less than minimum wage. Oh wow, working at Burger King pays more. Well, that is my own voyage.