Archie is gay

What can we say. Archie is gay. True, there is now an openly gay character kevin keller in archie comics. Take a look at Dilton, who comes out and admits his does not like girls, but prefers solar energy. How gay is that one. I believe he will soon be driving a prius. Also, we know jug head does not like girls, but he is always with archie, but what about the infamous red head?

Although archie is always seen dating veronica lodge and betty cooper. It is my belief that he is a homosexual gay man. He is so into the closet that he is a narnian. That closet is getting stuffy with him and jug head jones. It is time to come out my man.